Tuesday, March 5, 2013

New Words submitted to Webster





Clickpath : The order of computer clicks for any given procedure.  "The clickpath indicated to click first on the the link, then click on the corresponding section, then into the next form."

Dinosauric : Old , dated , ancient or not relevant. "Your suppositions are dinosauric and irrelevant."

Doucheromous : An idiot, dolt or otherwise mentally challenged individual whose actions are contrary to sane decision making. That doucheromous just cut me off in traffic."

Douchery : The actions of a doucheromous. His douchery was evident when he began to speak.

Rebill : The process whereby a person or corporation is billed for wasting ones time. "The doctor made me wait 45 minutes for my appointment, I will rebill him for my time."

Desaving : The act of going forward in time and not saving money. "The desaving rate of the populace has increased exponentially in light of the currency devaluation."

Bullshold : The threshold of acceptable bullshit spewed forth by an individual whereby all subsequent vocalizations become a mind numbing drone. "I have reached my bullshold with this person and cannot hear him anymore". 

PTED : Post Traumatic Employment Disorder - The post traumatic shock of transitioning from employment to unemployment. "The unknown intruder that locked down the building was suffering from PTED."

Kippers : Kids in Parents Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings - "It seems as though the kippers are opting to move back home after graduating college".

Cellsessed : The obsession with handling and looking at a cell phone.  "The 12 step program for cellsessed individuals begins at 6pm this evening."

Dronage : The presence of drones, (unmanned aerial vehicles).The coming 30,000 drones that will be in US airspace in 2015.The dronage was especially heavy this afternoon.

 











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