(Set to the rythym of 'I'll Be Home For Christmas')
I'll - be home- with - In---Laws...
Home with them to stay...
I'l - be - with -mis-e-rable in lawwws....
If only it wasn't please staaaayyyy
They can take their draaa-maa..take it far awayyyyy...
They can take their draaa-maaa..please take it- a-way- todayyy,,,
Leave your ign- ro-rant -state---ments..
Leave them - at - the - doooorrr...
When your mouth is moving - its- pain - ful...
You - are - worse- then - a borrrrre...
You're - making me want to drink more...
I reall-y dont- want- to....
If - you - dont- leave - I'll get --drunk...
And my next morning - is - screwed.....
So please now - leave - us -quiclky...
Leave - i beg - of thee...
Please now leave us quick - ly
Take- your dra-ma- and -post haste cease....
