The following phrases used in everyday language need to be banned immediately. Users of these phrases are not your friend. The use of these phrases places them in the category of combatant to you and the banned phrase should be pointed out to them at once.
"First of all...." - This phrase is setting up a list that the speaker wishes to enumerate. He or she feels compelled to list all of your offending actions to build a case against anything you might have said or done. This phrase is a precursor to justifications of your "guilt" or perceived wrong doing on your part. These lawyerly types are amateurs at best and should be cut off at the first utterance of "First of all..."
"By the way.." - This little group of words is the passive aggressive sidekick to "First of all". This useless grouping of words proves only to irritate someone after you thought they finally stopped speaking. "By the way.." is never good. It is a reminder of one last pain point someone is trying to interject after they sugar coated their perception of reality. Its like a sucker punch or one last jab that the idiot speaker thought he would get in before he leaves. Notice that this phrase is usually spewed forth when someone is physically leaving your presence, it's cowardly at best and should also be cut off at the knees as soon as one hears it.
"Check it out..." - These useless words should never be heard by anyone over the age of 16. There is nothing to 'check' - either in or out. This phrase is a call to action to review the moronic meanderings or petty objects of an imbecile. You are not securing a room at a hotel nor are you buying groceries. Those are the only people checking in or out. Let the fool uttering this phrase know he's complete idiot, he deserves to be made aware of his place in society.
"Lemme guess..." - Do us all a favor and lose the guesswork. Playing guessing games never got anyone anywhere. Adding to the stupidity of the phrase is the self righteous "guess" made by the speaker. It is always negative and highly subject to the aggressive nature of the comment. Letting these dupes paint pictures in your mind of their "guesses" in their feeble brains should be halted immediately. As soon as you hear "Lemme guess.." tell the uninformed parrot you 're not at a carnival and don't play guessing games. Furthermore, you're not letting him do anything.
"Looky here..." - This phrase is by far the most ignorantly stupid statement anyone can ever spew forth. Not only does it show a word that doesn't exist, it presupposes the non existent word can be used in a two word sentence. Where is "here"? Is "here" the person speaking or the thing he is pointing or referring to? People that use this phrase are the same ones that wear hats while driving and have neck tatts. They are to be avoided at all costs. The best defense to this two word abomination is to pretend you heard nothing at all, wait a couple of minutes then look at them like they have three eyes. Keep staring at them, they are stupid and they know it, it just takes a while for these mental handicaps to register.
The Federal Government has issued warnings to stay in your home during this time of our greatest national crises. Report to your local Wal Mart to be identified and issued your mandatory microchip food and identification bracelet. Please fill out your New Citizen Identification papers and keep the yellow copies for your records. You will need to present these New Civilian Identification papers for travel
during daytime or night. Civilians not carrying these papers will be detained until further notice. The standing order is to stay in your homes until otherwise notified. The National Guard will be patrolling the streets for your safety.
Your local Wal Mart will be working with the military and your Regional FEMA Threat Fusion Center. Please inform the authorities as to surviving family members and inoculation status. Do not drink untreated water. The FEMA relocation buses will be leaving twice daily to help in relocation efforts to the temporary housing facilities. These facilities are not "camps", simply temporary family housing to help with food, shelter and safety. Re-education of civilians to know their roles in our post crises world will commence in these facilities. Your local Wal Mart will also have the mandatory Civilian Inoculation Program in place. The CIP is there to protect you and your family from potential bio terrorism. Inoculations are mandatory to receive your biometric food ID bracelet and New Civilian Identification Papers.
The blast radius of the nuclear event is 25 miles, the radiation from the blast extends 200 miles from the event. The prevailing weather patterns will take the radioactive fallout over two thirds of the country, presenting possible radioactive contamination to over 200 million civilians in the United States. Martial Law is in place for the entire country. New FEMA facilities are being brought on line to help with relocation efforts for the majority of the population. Your local schools will serve as temporary FEMA re-location centers as well as Wal Mart. A travel ban has been issued. All interstates are to be used for military personnel only. Local travel will be permitted during daylight hours however restricted with roadblocks and checkpoints. Failure to present proper Civilian Identification Papers at these checkpoints will result in transfer to Suspected Criminal Activity, (SCA), facilities.
The Bill of Rights and Constitution have been suspended indefinitely. Our president has enacted Executive Orders to continue his tenure indefinitely. Congress and the Senate are now being used as administrative and surveillance arms of our nation. They will administer and oversee the enforcement of the Department of Homeland Security and the TSA. All civilians must now comply with home visits also known as 'knock and talks' from the Department of Homeland Security and local authorities to make sure survivors are safe. Failure to comply will result in immediate transfer to an SCA facility. All civilians must confirm GPS coordinates of their home, apartment or property with the United States Postal Service within 30 days or face possible SCA action. The postal service will deliver mail once per week to those not relocated. The TSA has been activated within your local community and are here to help. TSA officers are the primary authority and contact between civilians and the military.
Work efforts for all able bodied men and women will be administered through the Homeland Work Brigade, or HWB. These efforts will be necessary to help in the restoration of our nation. All civilians between ages 18-60 must report to your local TSA HWB. Failure to do so will result in transfer to the nearest SCA facility. Civilians will be involved in security for disaffected individuals, surveillance, helping with civilian transfer to FEMA facilities and infrastructure support. Initial efforts of the HWB will focus on roadblocks, checkpoints and food and water safety. All airlines are shut down until further notice. The Federal Government has nationalized all oil, gas and transportation. The Dept of Homeland Security and the TSA will assume roles within these industries and use them for the benefit of the nation.
It is estimated that 200 million people will be relocated to FEMA facilities within the first six months of the disaster. The elderly, welfare recipients, disabled, homeless, food stamp recipients, most social security recipients and others deemed as relocation worthy will be relocated to FEMA facilities. These individuals will go through psychological testing and placement services upon their arrival. Most of them will be employed in the maintenance of the FEMA facilities, others will be deemed as 'non essential' and will re-assigned along with non cooperatives to alternative facilities that better meet their needs.
The remaining 100 million people in the country will be surveilled for their safety via aerial drones, RFID/DNA based ID chips and Civilian Identification Papers. Their travels to and from their homes and businesses will be monitored and analyzed for their safety. Incentives will be given to civilians who actively monitor their neighbors and and their neighborhoods for illegal activity. The TSA is sending high definition cameras and instant streaming capability to all persons requesting it. Compensation will be incident based and available on line through the restricted internet. The internet as we know it is now shut down. All internet activity will be restricted and monitored. Applications are being accepted through the TSA for exemptions to go on line for one hour per day to be kept informed of the on going crises. Email is allowed however monitored and controlled.
The plan to secure America and get through this national crises is now in effect. The Department of Homeland Security, TSA and the military are all working together to help the nation get through this crises and restore order as soon as possible. Keeping America safe is the goal. Millions of displaced Americans must complete a Civilian Re-education Curriculum, (CRC), to be able to be assimilated in the proper manner. This will be necessary for the safety and protection of the State. We urge cooperation and understanding in this effort. Please report to the authorities immediately.
All currency,gold, silver and firearms must be turned into the TSA. This is for the prevention of rioting amongst the populace. Penalties for possession of these items include SCA detainment and re-education center relocation. There is a General Seizure Order, (GSO), in effect for these items. A new currency will be issued in the coming months which will be controlled through a nationalized banking system. The currency will be paperless and linked to your bio metric food and identification bracelet. Credits will be issued to those not held in re-education facilities. Your new currency credits will be apportioned according to daily caloric intake of food for your family and clothing and shelter needs parameters designated by your local authorities. Credits can be earned through approved participation within the Homeland Work Brigade, are not transferable and can be re-estimated at any time according to Civilian Law.
All citizens not in FEMA facilites will be subject to regular screening to ensure the health and safety of the populace. You will report to your local FEMA clinic for blood and urine screening on a bi monthly basis. Failure to report will result in transfer to a re-education facility. Any substances found in a civilians health screen not approved for use can result in transfer to a re-education facility. Civilians will be compensated with additional credits that inform the authorities in regards to other civilians disregard or falsification of their health screening results. These patriotic individuals will then have an opportunity to move into management roles for the HWB, SCA or TSA.
Unfortunately, the death penalty for all offenses deemed as egregious has been made law nationwide. The Federal Government has decided on a more humane way of dispensing with treason through the use of guillotines. Thousands of guillotines have been purchased and distributed through out the nation. Hundreds of thousands of three person hard plastic coffins have also been distributed to help with the sanitation and safety of the deceased. Work brigades are being utilized to help in the accommodation of deceased civilians. Excavation sights will be used for disposal of the deceased. The magnitude of the disaster has warranted a 24/7 deceased civilian burial effort and will employ thousands of HWB personnel.
Aerial spraying of anti contaminant compounds will commence on a 24/7 basis. Civilians are urged to not concern themselves with the aerial spraying, it is for your safety. A small percentage of the population will become ill from the spraying and will have to be placed in a containment facility within a FEMA compound. These civilians will be given comfort and care to help them adjust to the anti contaminate compounds. Medications will be issued to civilians to help in their adjustment phase. All civilians will have access to anti depressant and anxiety medication during the crises. The medications will be free for the first six months, then deducted form your earned credits after the trial period. All civilians are encouraged to take at least three anti depressant and anti anxiety medications from their local authorities. Pharmaceutical companies are helping in this effort and assure the safety and purity of all medications dispensed.
Since most food grown and harvested within the former United States will be contaminated, genetically modified food will be the only legally distributed food throughout the country. Possession of Non GMO food will be a crime and punishable by transfer to an SCA or FEMA facility. Pre- packaged, GMO food is the safest alternative during this time of crises. Food controls are in place and food will only be distributed through the TSA and the military. Private gardens are illegal and will result in possible treason charges. All farms, nurseries and private gardeners must destroy their possibly radioactive or otherwise contaminated plants. Since food is the most important life giving force, failure to abide by national food policies is a treasonous event and will result in transfer to a FEMA facility.
We are in trying times and the above efforts will help in the re-building of our nation. Counselors are available to help in the transition. Government band cell phones are being sent to all residents not relocated. Please call 911 as soon as you get the phones to let us help you with all your concerns.
