The Nightmare of Disney Worlds Epcot

Your entire organization is a financial draining, over crowded, nazi-like nightmare of forced biometrics, extremely long wait times, no updating of Epcot in the last 20 years and overall just a horrible experience.

Epcot is a joke. I remember going there in 2003-2005 and it was really nice. It is now unfit to stable horses. My God, the curtains in your attraction of 9 minute movie shorts look like they are something out of 1982. Why is parking $25? Why is the entrance fee to the abomination called Epcot $135? Disney should pay people to go there. With all the money you people make I would expect better. 

What privately held organization on earth makes you "opt out" of a biometric fingerprint scan to enter their facility? Why do I have to show my credit card AND my license at the same time? I am a Florida resident and a native Floridian. Disney employs two individuals at every entrance gate at Epcot to ask for 3 forms of ID before entering with a prepaid ticket. My wife and I walked away from your Animal Kindgom atrocity several years ago because of some of the same reasons. You people are an abomination. The only reason you are in business is because of a giant illusion played out on the world stage that makes everyone think they need to "go to disney world.."

Don't worry, I let everyone in the line at guest relations know that they will be forcibly biometrically scanned upon entering the satanic kingdom. Children asked me "...why do they want my fingerprint..?" I told them - that is a good question, keep asking questions.

I want my money back. I feel ripped off. I'm telling everyone and lining up a meeting with the press to focus in on privacy rights, forced biometrics and unfair pricing in your little hell on earth.I will also be blogging about the soul sucking time I spent in the luciferian kingdom and how it changed me for the worse. One man ended the Vietnam war with the Pentagon Papers, maybe one man can end the vapid, immoral and downright inverted reality known as disney and specifically epcot. 

Hope this Helps!

Pizza Gym

Do you think a gym should serve pizza, bagels and tootsie rolls to its members? If so, you would love Planet Fitness. Aside from the massive carbs and refined sugar, 1/3 of their members are completely unaware of their surroundings as they are blinded by their cell phone addiction and deaf from the ear buds in their heads. Ask them a question, they are literally not there. This occurs in a place where there are 45lb free weights being moved around and stacked among the deaf, dumb, blind and refined sugar junkies addicted to electromagnetic devices.

Why are these people in a gym? Is Planet Fitness really a gym or is it something else? The row of televisions projecting blue light is the glue that binds the hapless membership. As I walked in for my workout, I asked the attendant at the front desk about my concerns. He seemed stressed as he had to actually think and foment a cogent response to a customer. The employees stress was further increased by the fact that he had a live human being asking a question he had to respond to. I finally told him "...don't worry about it - I'll go on on-line and fill out a survey..." He immediately went back to his comfort zone of staring into a computer monitor. Our new comfort is delusional screen time and not communicating with each other-even when it is your job.

Cell phones within the workout area need to be banned. Pizza, bagels and tootsie rolls need to be thrown in the dumpster. Employees that cannot communicate on a 6th grade level with customers need to be fired. Do all Planet Fitness locations have the same issues? If not, I suggest they get in line with the cognitive dissonance rolled out in the one where I live. Planet Fitness has their own television channel. They play videos. One of them is an advertisement for Febreeze. It tells people to spray Febreeze on their shoes, gym bags and work out gear. This is one of the worst pieces of advice that can be given. The chemicals in Febreeze should not be inhaled in a workout setting where ones heart rate and respiration are quadrupled. This is downright dangerous. What kind of alleged "gym" would do this to their membership?

The problem is that I like this gym, it has all the best equipment and is close to my house. The layout is good and there is a lot of space. $10.00 per month is a small price to pay for this. I just cannot understand the mixed message and downright harm they are causing their membership. Planet Fitness needs to incorporate smoothies, veggie trays and organic chips into their feeding regimen. This would make a helluva a lot more sense , after all they are a gym, not a fast food restaurant. Why are they feeding people anyway? People need to eat less when they work out, not more. I think they have succumbed to the politically correct mentality that has been plaguing the nation over the last decade. They are trying to accommodate those that do not work out, those that need the illusion of a Starbucks like social experiment and people that just cannot put down their damned phones for one minute. Enough! Just be a gym, leave the wrong headed societal crap behind and help people get in shape- not eat themselves into a false notion of what a workout should be.

Hotel Survey

What did you like about your stay?

There was a 12 inch hair on the edge of the bath tube. I noticed this after I took a shower. Sheets are crumbling apart. Your definition of a "Suite" is an L- shaped jail cell. I felt dirty when I woke up. I was glad to leave. The continental breakfast is loaded with bad stuff for you - carbs, aspartame, high fructose corn syrup, etc. Are you trying to poison me? I sent a picture of the hair to the night attendant and asked for an additional 500 points to be added to my IHG card. I asked for confirmation, never got it. I need you to add an additional 500 points to my IHG card. I need you to confirm this for me within 24 hrs.  I will never stay at  your alleged "hotel" again.

What do you think would make your next stay better?

Well, to begin with, you can bulldoze the facility and turn it into a park. This will improve the community and remove the clear and present danger of your facility.  Next, you can lose the name "Candlewood" completely. It is a contrived name with no significance except the implication of wood burning and arson. Third, you can fire your entire house keeping staff and never employ them in your company again. Fourth, your management team is unresponsive and uncaring - they too need to be fired immediately. Management is responsible for this travesty and the continuation of your establishment is as an alleged hotel is borderline criminal. The local health department needs to be contacted and an injunction needs to be issued to Cease and Desist all hotel functions immediately. You are hurting the community and need to be stopped before more dire implications of your dangerous scheme are perpetrated upon innocent travelers.

What do you think would make your next stay better?

De-Vice

De-Vice-to lose ones vice. Hence it needs to be so with our new found wonderland of interconnected, real time, HD, bluetooth  accessible, WiFi infiltrated, 5G kill grid, overamplified cell phone tower installations and all other weaponized platforms to put an end to humanity.

Turn off your blue light function on your cell phone. Lose the wireless routher. Go ethernet cable.

Turning 50?

Welcome I say, Welcome...I am 53 so I believe I am well versed in this topic and have some insights to share with you.

The first thing is - don't worry - at least your not turning 60! You will now have a much finer and refined perception of everyone who is only one year older than you. Your mind will tell you, "....shit, he or she is older than me..! what a relief!.." The realm of 50 somethings is akin to the teenage years whereby every year seems like a drastic difference and everyone is immediately judged as to their age status. This is normal in the human condition. It sucks, but it's normal.

You will sense a wide chasm, an abyss if you will, between you and everyone under the age of 30. They will appear as alien shape-shifters from another dimension that not only cannot be understood but they are always wrong, don't know shit and most likely need to be put sternly in their place. Hatred is a very strong word however these feelings will arise, once again, perfectly normal and it does suck.

Knowing that you are know officially 'Over the Hill' and closer to retirement age than your care free 30's is a heavy realization. You will feel a sense of mortality creeping in. Is there a God? Is there life after death? What happens when I die...? How long will I live?....Did I refill that statin prescription..? Man I hope I don't end up with some hideous incurable disease and lose all sense of motor and bowel control... These as well as an abundance of other questions and concerns will have you pondering your fate and ultimate demise. Enjoy!

Time is a curious thing and we all know it seems to move faster the older you get. Realize this- it doesn't only seem to move faster - it actually does! When you are one year old, one year is 100% of your life. When you are 5 years old, one year is 20% of your life. Do the math. When you are 50, one year is 1/50th of your life and so on and so on. Time really is moving faster for you now, embrace the accelerated ride to your death!

Has your vision gotten better? Probably not. This is the situation with all of us 50 somethings. Where are my damned glasses!? I thought I left them over here..wait a second, they're over here! Feel good that your memory is not yet completely shot to hell. You need to begin to embrace the little victories like finding your glasses, not feeling hungover and having some form of financial stability. It is all you have left.

Remember when birthdays were fun and care free? Not anymore. Your head will drop down a little, you will try not to think about it and maybe even curse people that send you birthday cards- especially if they are younger than you. Birthdays are just another reminder of how little time you have left to live.

The above listed mental aberrations can be offset in a surprising number of ways. First off, realize that you are now completely free to speak your mind to anyone, anytime about anything, for you are over 50 and officially don't give a rats ass about what anyone thinks or feels. Be thankful that you were raised in an internet free, pre-digital world. There are many advantages to this. You were more active , learned to speak to people and look them in the eye. You developed a keener sense of intuition and can smell bullshit a mile away. You know what it was like to have to go to a library, check out a book, write a check and probably have developed a strong work ethic, unlike your poor bastard under 30 clueless idiots. Moving out of your parents house was seen as an obligation around age 18 or 20, not a fear -ridden drudgery whereby you clinged to mom and dads house until you are 26 and have no sense of purpose other than useless texting and no ambition.

Privacy, in all of its forms is probably important to you. People under 30 don't even know what it is. They willfully give up all vestiges of it to post meaningless bullshit on twitter and Facebook just to be better surveilled, classified and watched by the NSA and their cronies. They are truly some stupid M'er F'ers..You will feel a sick joy in this fact. F'em, they are on their own.

The best thing about turning 50 and beyond is that you begin to dispense with the meaningless trivialities of life. The real important stuff like family, interpersonal relationships, and letting go of the unnecessary become paramount and this is a good thing. Enjoy your new found freedom to be the Natural Person you were born to be. Now the fun starts....

A Chaos of Clocks

Daylight Saving Time changes have never been about saving fuel or helping farmers. The idea was first introduced by a man named William Willet in 1905 in England whereby he lobbied for an extra 80 minutes of time between the months of April and October so more people could enjoy plentiful sunlight. He published a brochure called "The Waste of Daylight" espousing his idea and died in 1915 never seeing it come to fruition.

We owe the insanity of unnatural time changes to the Germans during WW II to try and conserve electricity. Britain followed soon thereafter. After the national repeal in 1919, some states and cities, including New York City and Chicago, continued to shift their clocks. National daylight saving time returned during World War II, but after its repeal three weeks after war’s end the confusing hodgepodge resumed. States and localities could start and end daylight saving whenever they pleased, a system that Time magazine (an aptly named source) described in 1963 as “a chaos of clocks.” In 1965 there were 23 different pairs of start and end dates in Iowa alone, and St. Paul, Minnesota, even began daylight saving two weeks before its twin city, Minneapolis. Passengers on a 35-mile bus ride from Steubenville, Ohio, to Moundsville, West Virginia, passed through seven time changes. In 1966, the Uniform Time Act was passed which standardized daylight saving time from

the last Sunday in April to the last Sunday in October, although states had the option of remaining on standard time year-round.

All of the above ridiculousness and uncertainty proves the fact that we do not need nor do we benefit from Daylight Saving Time. "Springing Forward" has actually been proven to damage peoples health. 

More Heart Attacks

Being tired can decrease productivity, concentration, and general well-being. Studies have found that setting the clocks forward for spring increases the risk of heart attacks, road accidents, and sleep problems:

• A Swedish study in 2008 found that the risk of having a heart attack increases in the first three days after switching to DST in the spring.
• Traffic accidents increase on the Monday following the start of DST. Tired drivers are the main reason.

Depression Trigger

Losing 1 hour of afternoon daylight after setting the clocks back to standard time can trigger seasonal depressions like Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) or winter depression. A Danish study found an 11% increase in depression cases during after the seasonal change. The cases dissipated gradually after 10 weeks.

However, when it comes to car crashes and DST, there were less accidents after switching back to standard time, probably due to another hour sleep.

Disrupts the Body Clock

• It can feel a little harder to get out of bed on Monday morning after springing forward 1 hour on the Sunday morning.
• It may be difficult to get to bed at the normal time on Sunday night after the start of DST.
• Children may feel tired and cranky for several days after an hour's change in their bedtime routines.

Daylight Saving Time needs to be done away for the health and prosperity of the nation. It is useless, harmful and downright annoying. No one enjoys "Springing Forward" and there is no benefit derived from it. We must end this chaos of clocks foisted on us by the German war machine and rely only upon our natural bio-rythym to tell us what time it really is.

$10,000 for the Mayors Radio Show

Mr Nobile - 

Thank you for not falling victim to the groupthink mentality of the Palm Coast City Council by voting against, (4-1), the mayors $10,000 expenditure for a radio show.

We live in an age of laterally scaled, freely distributed , interactive media via facebook, twitter, youtube, instagram and other collaborative sites. No one listens to am radio in Palm Coast, I can't even when I try, because I live in the L section.

That money could have gone toward street lighting, maintaining the new Old kings Road extension in the L section which is wildly overgrown or any number of other things to directly help the community.

If this is the way this new mayor rolls, she won't last long,

Best Regards,

Zarathruster